But we’re cool with that, because vinyl lets them model their collectables with awesome detail, and it’s smoother than the owner of a cursed curio shop.

The Rick and Morty portal gun is made of vinyl, which shouldn’t surprise you. This awesome replica also plays the official sound of Rick’s portal gun, so you can make more noise than a Gazorpazorp while you’re lighting your way to midnight snack heaven, or showing off your superior intellect to your friends. BUT, this portal gun does project light-up portals onto your wall, which could certainly help you find your way down to the kitchen in the middle of the night… and possibly shield you from the darkness of a particularly scarring but highly-addictive cartoon series. Unless you’re Rick Sanchez or a ‘60s hippie, interdimensional travel is a little difficult. Plus, the guards have these new machines that can tell if you have any mega-seeds stored up your… well, you know where, right Morty? So, we say spare yourself the hassle of customs and get your very own Rick and Morty portal gun!ĭisclaimer (that will hugely insult your intelligence but needs saying anyway for legal reasons): this portal gun doesn’t actually open interdimensional portals. Interdimensional customs can be a real time-waster.

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